ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "I need Tits & Tacos" T-shirt

Hot meat, chopped onion, cilantro, and pico de Gallo on a flour tortilla with a twist of lime drizzled all over makes us think of one thing...  Tits.

Well actually two things, tits and tacos!!! 

Designed with a play on your favorite classic strip club lighting mixed with taco shop signage purchased from a large office supply chain, you'll be sure to turn some heads. At very least you'll get a smile or a smirk while someone checks out the sweet print on your t-shirt.

Which, coincidentally, would be located over your tits...

Please be aware that our EU-based Print Providers utilize European sizes for their garments. Americans are recommended to size up. 

  • 100% organic, combed, ring-spun cotton
  • Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
  • Oeko-Tex, PETA, and GOTS certifications
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ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "I need Dick & Donuts" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "I need Dick & Donuts" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "I need Dick & Donuts" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "I need Dick & Donuts" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "I need Dick & Donuts" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "I need Dick & Donuts" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "I need Dick & Donuts" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "I need Dick & Donuts" T-Shirts

ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "I need Dick & Donuts" T-Shirts

Sometimes you need some dick.  Sometimes you're in need of a scrumptious donut or two (we don't judge). This is an update of our infamous "I Need Dick & Donuts" design, which lets you signify to your friends, family, strangers, or oil change technician that you do in fact need both. Gone is the secret donut message, but the wiener is back and better than ever! The donuts have been re-frosted with some of our favorite colors pulled from our WTF?! pattern! Summer colors with a fun and flirty message. Live a little in our 100% plush organic cotton boldness printed to perfection. 


Please note our shirts are European sizing, US guests are recommended to size up. 

.: 100% organic, combed, ring-spun cotton
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Sewn-in label
.: Regular fit
.: Runs true to size
.: Oeko-Tex, PETA, and GOTS certifications
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ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "Cum 'til you're numb" T-Shirts

The shirts say it all.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit

EU sizing, US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
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ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "Cum 'til you're numb" T-Shirts
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ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "Cum 'til you're numb" T-Shirts
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ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "Cum 'til you're numb" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "Cum 'til you're numb" T-Shirts
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ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "Cum 'til you're numb" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "Cum 'til you're numb" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "Cum 'til you're numb" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "Cum 'til you're numb" T-Shirts
ENIGMA MIDNIGHT "Cum 'til you're numb" T-Shirts
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